So I’m sat here revelling in scalding heat. I’m not near the equator, I’m not using those hand warmers that look like oversized teabags that are in Dealz/Poundland, I’m not using a hot water bottle, a bean bag type thing you chuck in the microwave or any other gubbins.
I got given a prezzie today from the XYL that at first glance I thought was a load of new age cobblers. So when I went out for a bit of radio this arvo, I forgot my gloves and also left this thing I was given at home.
Today, while playing radio, it was so taters out there I swear to God I saw a bloke light a cigarette and the flame on his lighter froze.
Got home, took a cursory peek in the carrier bag housing said aforementioned gift. Walked off and made a cup of tea. Tutted about something to do with Stonehenge and meditation balls.
…and now as I sit here, writing this ramble, bathed in scorching, searing heat that is like washing myself in a sea of steaming, poisonous MAGMA… oh how I wish I had believed the XYL and took this thing with me!
Behold, when you are out playing radio and its so cold you swear you just saw a brass monkey crying its eyes out, get one of these:
The XYL got me this:
All you’ve to do is click a titanium disc floating in the liquid. The liquid turns white and solid and is literally scorching anything in to volcanic lava instantly. And I mean instantly.
I assume it is some sort of chemical reaction going on, but who cares. It is epic.
Don’t mind this bit of new age marketing cobblers. It is just glorious, searing heat. Think hotter than a hot water bottle and lasts ages and is instant heat (literally the second you click the disc, it’s unreal):
“You will wake up in the morning feeling alive, rejuvenated, energized and focused.”
If you’re on a summit or just out and about, definitely take one of these Clix things with you. I thought Clix was named after vending machines, but that is Klix apparently.
Sounds like a shill/influencer/youtubedontforgettolikeandsubscribe post, and I apologise. It isn’t.
Just get one. Beyond highly recommended. ![]()
NOTE: You can get Clix heavily discounted at airports, or get non-branded ones on Amazon etc. No idea if they work as well though. YMMV.