On Watch Hill on Monday I was just finishing setting up when I heard a woman’s voice. I’d already avoided all the mountain bikers but there was a lady, early 40s with a big stupid dog a Labradoodledoo or some hairy big stupid thing. I was sat in a T-Shirt, sweating a lot and tomato coloured after the almost sheer climb. (Note to self: if it’s an OBK route and quick it will be silly-steep). She was, how can I say, nicely proportioned. She said she was overdressed after the climb and proceeded to remove her puffer jacket, then she removed her fleece. Unintentionally, she removed her T-shirt at the same time and only noticed at the last minute. "I think you’ve gone too far " I said, “nice bra” I thought and averted my eyes. She went the same colour as me and covered herself up.
It brightened my day after the awful propagation on G/LD-015 Grisedale Pike. I’m now going to go and search Youtube for Lamb’s Navy Rum adverts. 
and Manikin adverts 