In reply to GW7AAV:
(With advance apologies)
very suspiscious about any of the runny cheeses
Customer: Oh, I like it runny.
Wenslydale: Well,… It’s very runny, actually, sir.
Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!
Wenslydale: I…think it’s a bit runnier than you’ll like it, sir.
Customer: I don’t care how runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
Customer: What now?
Wenslydale: The cat’s eaten it.